oh i wish i had a suntan

i wish i had a pizza and a bottle of wine… (thanks Chris)

In Downtown News:
Ripple City is opening on Glenwood
New neighbors for Dry Clean City and Jersey Mikes
A new City Museum exhibit

In Raleigh News:
Hillsborough St jokes
It’s school zone time
Cary is getting a Bloom

In Local-ish News:
Ted Kennedy died last night
Chris Brown gets sentenced
Paying to sleep on a farm?


In Irrelevant News:
News of the Obvious: Multi-tasking makes you distracted
IKEA is changing typefaces
Big Brother is off the air next year

Events:
DLA social tonight at Tobacco Road
Tonight is Slider Night at Tir Na Nog
FashionSPARK winners are being announced tonight
Moore Square Farmers Market today – I think this is the last one?
Tim Wilson is at Charlie Goodnights on Thursday
Thursday at Comedy Worx is a Comedy Night fundraiser for SAFEchild
Breakfast Club at Lincoln on Friday
AHPeele Studio is having another Traffic Jam on Saturday

Mark your calendar:
The 919 is coming in September
Dane Cook is coming in November

What the Weather Holds:
Wed: Sunny 92° 69°
Thurs: Sunny 92° 69°
Fri: Rainy 87° 68°


Fun Stuff:
“They’re probably no. 1, but we’d rather not rank Duke no. 1 at anything…” (thanks Katie)
Human Clock
Mario Kart the movie

Buy a bonafide T-Rex
Cool Wall Art
Yeah – I know, you needed another game to occupy your time

Today’s Sign of the Impending Apocalypse:
Nine trillion dollars.


Its hump day folks – make it a good one. Hope to see you guys at Tobacco Road tonight!


Ashton Mae Smith

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