Tuesday, January 13, 2009

i know the routine

put another nickel in the machine…

today’s email is in celebration of the 1 year anniversary of the sign of the impending apocalypse. Enjoy :)

In Downtown News:
Development news and more and a tiny bit more
There’s apparently some cool birds here?
Tuesday history

In Raleigh News:
Everybody loves Raleigh
A cotton based fashion show at NCSU
Funny design kids…

In Local-ish News:
Not sleeping makes it easier to get sick?? Weird.
They fancied up the Prius
Ronaldo is player of the year

In Irrelevant News:
Couple weds at Taco Bell…
Drunk guard sets museum on fire.
"I'm already 107 and I still haven't got married…What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?"

Jazzy January is going on
Comprehensive Plan Workshop Wednesday
Keller Williams at Lincoln on Thursday
Old Habits at 42nd Street Thursday
Zoso is at Lincoln Friday and Saturday

Mark your calendar:
January 16: An Obama Art show
January 26: The former White House Photographer is in town
January 30 – Feb 1: Raleigh Undercover
February 7: Krispy Kreme Challenge!

What the Weather Holds:
It’s going to get really cold. Really really cold.
Tues: Mostly Cloudy 47° 25°
Wed: Mostly Sunny 41° 25°
Thurs: Partly Sunny 39° 26°

Fun Stuff:
A TV Show from the writers of Juno
What is your state Googling?
A SNL clip for you [youtube] (thanks Emily) – it is SNL, so it’s probably a touch inappropriate….

This time last year, that Australian kid was having that party, men were mailing cow heads, the most disturbing food product ever was released, we got a history lesson from a drunk guy [youtube], Colbert was in the Smithsonian, guys were driving lawn mowers under the influence

And MOST importantly – we introduced the sign of the impending apocalypse – with this:
People driving dead people around in office chairs

Today’s Sign of the Impending Apocalypse:
Man tries to sell daughter for cash or beer …only in California…

Ashton Mae Smith