And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike…
The King of Pop is Dead
Farra Fawcett Also Died
Wow…quite a bummer of a start… I’ll try and lighten in up for you in a bit.
In Raleigh News:
EVOO is Closing
Time for Raleigh to Pump Some Iron!!
Eat a Peach Today!
In Local-ish News:
UNC: 3 Duke: 1 NC State: 0
UNC Keeps Getting Nominated for Great Awards
Wind Powered Beer in NC? I’d Drink It!!
North Carolina is Paying Girls to not get Preggers
In Irrelevant News:
Dolly Parton is Writing a Children’s Book. Awesome.
Mark Sanford’s Wife Booted the Governor out of the House
The US Soccer Team has to Play Brazil in the Finals…..Second Place isn’t too bad…
Death to the Apostrophe!!!
Events:
Party Nuts at Amra’s Tonight
“Summer Reggae Splash” at Lincoln on Saturday
The Tubes are playing Downtown Live this Saturday with Ascella Vega and Zydecopious
What the Weather Holds:
Fri: Thunderstorms 94° 72°
Sat: Sunny 93° 72°
Sun: Partly Cloudy 89° 71°
And For Ashton in Denver:
Fri: Chance of Tstorms 83° 62°
Sat: Chance of Tstorms 75° 61°
Sun: Chance of Tstorms 77° 59°
Fun Stuff:
Death to the Apostrophe!!!
Do Your Boobs Keep You Up at Night?
Today’s Sign of the Impending Apocalypse:
Ever Wish You had a Mullet for That Special Occasion?